Cooked Aussies
5 Great reasons to buy from us:
HOW TO PARTY!
Alright you dirty dingoes here are the rules
Types of Cards:
Drink – You've gotta be a drongo if you don’t know how.
Vote - Flog the rascal to most likely match the card.
Categories – Go 'round like a rissole and name stuff, if you repeat what old mate just said you drink and the dipshit who can’t come up with one loses.
Rule – Play each rule as it says, the rule ends when somebody drinks but we'll leave it up to you how long you want each rule to last, she’ll be right.
Anyway we'd better not keep you champs, have a good one ay.
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